Two and a Half Men - Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

6.4

Pilot

2003-09-22

6.8

Big Flappy Bastards

2003-09-29

7.1

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

2003-10-05

7.3

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

2003-10-12

7

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

2003-10-19

6.6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

2003-10-26

7.4

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

2003-11-02

7.1

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

2003-11-09

6.7

Phase One, Complete

2003-11-15

7.1

Merry Thanksgiving

2003-11-23

6.8

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

2003-12-14

7.3

Camel Filters and Pheromones

2004-01-04

6.7

Sarah Like Puny Alan

2004-01-10

6.8

I Can't Afford Hyenas

2004-02-01

7

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

2004-02-08

7.2

That Was Saliva, Alan

2004-02-15

7.4

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2004-02-22

7.4

An Old Flame with a New Wick

2004-02-29

7.3

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

2004-03-21

7.1

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

2004-04-18

7.1

No Sniffing, No Wowing

2004-05-02

7

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

2004-05-09

7.4

Just Like Buffalo

2004-05-16

7

Can You Feel My Finger?

2004-05-23